INK III

My head was so clustered with thoughts and the like that I decided to not even attempt to organize them. That may sound like a simple excuse, just a reason as to why I didn't write, but to be perfectly honest I had so much free time last night I voluntarily watched Bride Wars, so there.

To start with my friend Marmaduke didn't end up having a party so I didn't have to worry about getting invited or not. Here's the zinger though, my friend Almost Famous who just happens to be my prom date was asked to another prom by an outside of school girl. Shocker, it's Marmaduke's prom and to add fuel to fire they were in the same group. Kill me. Anyway Almost Famous calls me at midnight on the night he's at their prom and he tells me to meet him at the after party. Reluctantly I gather a few of my friends and the five of us wait in my living room for Almost Famous to call and give us directions. Cue the time lapse sequence, by 1:45 AM Almost Famous calls us with the directions and when we say we aren't coming he continues to beg until the five of us in my living room give in.

By the time we reach the party it's 2:00 AM and I admit a flash of panic crossed my mind because I had promised my mom I would be home by 1:30 AM... whoops. So we walk into the party, four girls and one boy, and Almost Famous comes frolicking towards us and swoops me into his arms. When he sets me back down I look around the house to see 12 or so passed out kids, 4 or 5 makeup-stained girls death starring me and one horribly attractive boy, starring at me with a smirk across his perfectly tanned face. It was Marmaduke. I almost fell over, life just surprises the shit out of me sometimes.

Anyway, because he was such an asshole to me a few months ago and this was the first time I had seen him since he had "apologized" (it was the most half-assed apology ever) I decided that I would refuse to say hi to him first. 10 minutes later he strolls over to me and says hi. That's it, just hi. I say hi back, give him a hug, and then he returns to his perch atop the couch and wraps his arm around some drooling, passed out girl. Awesome.

As the night progresses the 4 or 5 girls who were not passed out but thoroughly pissed off approach me and my 5 group of friends and kick us out of the party. They were actually pretty agressive, and if I weren't wearing my 5 inch Dolce and Gabbana military boots I probably would have felt threatened, but I was so I didn't.

Overall the night was the epitome of a disaster but somehow I walked out unscathed and with my pride still in tact. I had fun, don't ask me how.

Word of advice for the day: Sleep is a waste of time, get some Synergy from Whole Foods and call it a day. That shit is amazing (and will keep you up for days).